As you probably know by now, I'll do pretty much anything to my face if there's even the slightest chance it might work. So imagine my delight when I saw this baby online. It looks (and sort of feels) like a medieval torture device, which naturally drew me to it right away. Meet my new best friend, the GloPro. Hundreds of tiny needles ("micro-tips"), combine with red LED light, and as they "pass over the skin, the rejuvenation process begins immediately as cells respond to imperceptible microchannels by restoring volume from the inside out. Red LED light function and VibroTactile Stimulation™ work synergistically to enhance regenerative skin benefits. The result is a visibly firmer, smoother, younger-looking appearance. Used alone or as a companion to your favorite serums and creams, this youth-promoting tool magnifies the benefits of key anti-aging ingredients making absorption easier while enhancing overall skincare performance." So there's that, which I THINK is a fancy way of saying that the needles make tiny holes all over your face that then need to create collagen to help heal? Please remember that I did NOT go to medical school. Anyway, the net-net is that it's going to make you look 30 years younger by morning, so get it now.